The Guardian Ask Why Are Hollywood A-Listers’ Movies Flopping, Instead Of What Are The Studios Doing To Fix Hollywood’s Downfall

By: Dominic La-Viola

The Guardian has just released an article speculating about the lack of star power that some of Hollywood’s biggest stars no longer have. 

Referencing ticket sales from Tom Cruise from 1986-2006 or Will Smith from 1996-2016. Which without question is completely out of context and cannot be compared to current box office sales, due to the current state of the film industry. 

By the late 2010s, streaming started to make its move on the major studios because before this, they were really only a threat to cable and physical media sales. 

At first, streaming was a way to bypass cable and save some money each month. After Netflix took out Blockbuster, that is with its DVD by mail and its introduction to streaming. Then making it a competitor for cable. 

The writing was on the walls, but no one wanted to read it or believe it. They all just turned a blind eye, as they did to the comic book industry  in the late 90s and the music industry in the early 2000s. All just watched as what was slowly died. Waiting to try to reshape the future.  Which has given us overpriced concert tickets and vinyls that cost three times the price it once did.

However, the question remains how does that affect the current situation that Hollywood’s in?  Hollywood is in a critical state of transition, and with streaming services producing big-budget films with A-List stars, it only heightens the stakes and makes the transition more complex.

Cinemas have had their issues in that past few years, trying to keep up with streaming services and other entertainment platforms. 

So there is more than simply one thing that is causing issues with the film industry. 

First being the transition of movie stars making the switch to streaming services and the way  “TV”movies are being produced. Look at Mark Wahlberg in his latest film, Play Dirty. 

A Prime original that 10 years ago would have easily gotten a theater release.  Netflix with Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills Axle F, Frankenstein, and A House of Dynamite. 

Of course, we can’t forget the Prime release of Roadhouse, which was supposed to get a theater release that was dropped on Prime at the last minute. 

We can’t overlook the quality of “TV” movies that are being released weekly and not talk about them and the problem they present. 

Audiences no longer need to go to the movies to see their favorite A-List stars:  Mark Wahlberg, Robert De Niro, Adam Sandler, Chris Hemsworth, Eddie Murphy, Miles Teller, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lopez, Jason Momoa, and Jake Gyllenhaal. 

All these actors and actresses have done streaming movies in the past few years. Which then compete with films on the silver screen. 

The Rock’s Smashing Machine is a biopic picture that didn’t get the marketing or publicity needed to really drive the film.

Yes, biopics have been a huge success in the past few years, although again. Those films were about musical icons that everyone knows or knows of. Even if they didn’t grow up on their music or even like their music. 

The story of UFC legend Mark Kerr isn’t something that is marketable because he was a star fighter before it became popular and a worldwide phenomenon. If you did a movie about Conor McGregor, it would be more successful by default. Simply because even people who don’t watch the sport know who he is. 

  Big Bold Beautiful Journey. A romance comedy, with minimal marketing, failed? What a surprise. From what was shown in trailers, the movie was marketed as a streaming service movie of the week. Not that the film wasn’t good. Although that’s not its problem, its lack of marketing and marketability is. I’m sure we’ll see a huge increase in box office numbers from Margot Robbie’s upcoming film, Wuthering Heights. 

Which not only is already being marketed as the movie to see on Valentine’s Day weekend. It’s already getting trailers played throughout movie theaters across the states, and it doesn’t even come out for another 6 months. This movie has gotten more marketing already than most movies on the list, according to the Guardian article. 

Daniel Day-Lewis stars in his son’s directorial debut, Anemone. The first problem with this film. The marketing. Which it didn’t get any, and if it did. Someone needs to check to see where their money went,because I haven’t seen any marketing for the film. Then to top it off, how does one market this film?

Where is the marketable appeal? For I don’t see how one can market this movie to the average moviegoer. A family drama between two brothers set in the middle of the woods. Sounds like an arthouse film, in which film nerds are your target audience.

I have yet to see the film, although that’s not due to a lack of interest. That’s due to the lack of availability of the film. A completely different issue. One which is a topic of its own and for a different time. 

Good Fortune, the new comedy starring Seth Rogen, Keanu Reeves, and Aziz Ansari. It did all the right things, kept the budget at a minimum with only $ 30 million. It has a rather stellar cast and even has favorable critical reviews and audience ratings, yet still can’t manage to make it. 

Now, having seen a good amount of marketing for the film, I can honestly say that the film appears to be struggling due to its time of release. Something we’ve seen happen time and time again. 

The film is essentially about someone who is struggling so badly that a guardian angel needs to step in and switch his life with someone who is rich. To show him how the other side lives. The trailer shows Reeves’s angle saying that he thought if he switched them, Azziz’s character would see that money won’t solve all his problems. The other angel says, and then Reeves’s character says, well, it appears that money solved most of his problems. 

With the current state of things, between the government shutdown, the tariffs, and economic uncertainty that most Americans face during this horrible time of inflation. The film comes off as a depressing reminder of the current economic state. Not a fun escape from reality. 

For this film, it’s more bad timing than anything. Just as Seth Rogen’s previous comedy, The Watch,  which was released in 2012. The film was a box office disaster due to the film’s subject matter after the death of a youth in Florida by a neighborhood watch member. The film was originally titled Neighborhood Watch and was about a group of neighborhood watch members. Even the retitling of the movie and pushing it back a few months didn’t save it. For the relevance of the case in question was still very much a hot topic. 

After The Hunt. A film with a star-spangled cast of A-Listers and stars of the upcoming generation, still struggle to find its footing. This film is another one of those films that isn’t necessarily an arthouse film, however, still falls in a category of film that is hard to market. 

How do you market a film about sexual assault allegations and what appears to be siding with the accused. Bringing falsehoods and accusations as a serious issue? From the marketing alone, it appears that the film pushes back against the narrative of blindly siding with the victims and supporting them blindly. 

Although as I write this, I have yet to see the movie, I am speaking solely off the marketing in which I’ve seen and what it appears the film is trying to achieve or say. 

The reviews are not promising. There are two critics who give the film 100, and most give it a 60 or less. Which begs the question: is the movie bad, or is it simply something that is so controversial that it turns its viewers away due to the current atmosphere around the subject matter?

The real issue is with the expectations.  To think that movies which have a marketing disadvantage are going to perform simply by a cast alone isn’t going to work. Not when you have the star power pulling audiences in at home, and they have more options and choices than ever. 

Source : The Guardian

One Battle After Another Loses 100 Million At The Box Office.

By: Dominic La-Viola

Paul Thomas Anderson’s new film One Battle After Another is bound to set a new box office record for the 11-time Oscar-nominated filmmaker. Grossing over 200 million at the box office, it’s his biggest film yet.

Yet with that being said, the film is still due to lose 100 million dollars at the box office, not only making it a box office failure but also ending the box office streak of its star Leonardo DiCaprio. 

Now, with that being said, that leaves one question to be answered: What happened? Why is a film that has a stellar cast such as Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, and Benicio del Toro. Set to lose so much money? Now, Penn doesn’t have the same hold over audiences as he once did during his peak, and Benicio del Toro is a fantastic actor, yet I wouldn’t consider him an A-list movie star. 

Of course, Chase Infinity is a newcomer, so there is no star power there to bring audiences in. Not to say that she didn’t give a career-changing performance. She held her own alongside some of the greatest performers working today. 

The problem, I think, isn’t with its stars but with its producers and the executives at WB. To sink 140 million in the budget along with another  70 million more in marketing for a 3-hour-long drama is just insane . Not to mention Anderson’s track record.

Paul Thomas Anderson is an amazing filmmaker, but he makes arthouse-style films. Ones that are not commercially marketable. His entire career has been that way.  His last film, Licorice Pizza, made only 33 million on a 40 million-dollar budget. 

Inherent Vice made 14.8 million on a 20 million-dollar budget. Punch-Drunk Love made 24.6 million on a 25 million-dollar budget.   Phantom  Thread made 52 million on a 35 million-dollar budget, which seems like a one-off.  You can go down the list of films he made and cross-reference the box office with estimated production costs.

Only a handful of his projects ever made money, not including the marketing that was spent on the film. So why is everyone pretending that this is a huge deal, when it really isn’t? His movies, his style of filmmaking, they’re not for everyone and they’re very much an acquired taste. 

 Even if we look over the fact that most of his movies lose money, even though they are critically acclaimed and are usually the talk of award season. This movie was doomed from the start. 

The budget was almost 4 times what he normally gets to produce a film. Which, in my opinion, was a rather large budget for a film of this nature. Not to mention that the film is coming in at just under 3 hours, which by any standards is long. Very long.

Taking that into consideration along with the fact that modern audiences don’t like and can’t sit through long movies. With TikTok and all the various platforms like it, modern audiences don’t have the attention spans of audience members in decades prior. 

Along with that, there is also the fact that the longer the film, the fewer times it can be screened in a theater at any given day. Taking it from, say, 9 screenings a day to 5. Cutting the amount of options by 4. Per day, per theater. Losing exponential ticket sales over the course of its theater run. 

Now, many people will have different takes on why the film lost money and was a financial failure. While others consider it to still be a success, regardless of its financial loss, due to the fact that it was critically acclaimed and is generating a lot of Oscar buzz.

The movie was a box office failure and will be no matter how many Oscars it wins. No matter how much it makes on VOD and physical media sales. Although with that being said, failing at the box office isn’t that big of a deal. Fight Club was a box office failure that became a cult classic and made its money back 3 times over in video sales. 

The real question remains, will WB’s investment pay off during award season, peaking interest to help recover its losses with VOD and physical media sales. 

A House Of Dynamite – Movie Review

By: Dominic La-Viola

I had the opportunity to see  new war film from director Kathryn Bigelow. The director behind such films as The Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty and Detroit.  With a script from screenwriter Noah Oppenheim. The person behind films such as “Jackie” and “The Maze Runner.” 

House Of Dynamite is just as much a thriller as it is a war film. Probably thriller, more so than war, yet still the film still manages to capture the same intensity, depth and fear of warfare with her latest film. 

This is a film that I didn’t intend to see, but was lucky enough to be able to attend a screening at the Alamo Drafthouse, before its release on Netflix, which being able to see this on the big screen was such a pleasure. I think being able to watch this in a room full of other movie goers really added to the experience.

The film starts off as a normal day in the Oval Office, with everyone starting their day at the ass crack of dawn. There is even moments of playful interaction among the colleagues. Keeping the tone light, but fit.

We are given time to be introduced to the characters. Get to know them, see what drives them, motivates them, stress and concerns them. 

Something that works so well as you’re watching it, you don’t realize that, the first ten or fifteen minutes of this movie is just being introduced to the characters in which we are about to embark on this journey with. 

The brilliance that is the first part of this film, is ultimately what hinders it for the remaining chapters. For what we have story outline that is similar to “Source Code” or “Groundhog Day” where we are seeing the same chain of events play out over and over. 

Yet the catch 22 is, that we see it happening through different people’s perspectives. The first part is very traditional storytelling. Us watching the events unfold. Then it cuts out, has a transition scene then restarts over with a different character POV. 

Now as I was watching the film, it began to feel very repetitive and hindering to the movie itself. Making it feel played out and dry. Each time we would reach a certain point, snap. We’re back where we started. 

Originally my thought process on this take had been, this seems like an amazing short film. That needed to stretched out into a feature into which they couldn’t produce, so here we are. 

Yet on the drive home, and I had quite a bit of a drive home to think about it. The real insight came to me as I was replaying some of the scenes in my head, wondering why they chose to layout the film as such. 

It’s the people. The people in charge, the ones who know what’s going on, their loved ones. Their lives. That’s what the movie was really about at its core. 

It’s not about nuclear war in terms of the aftermath, yet the moments leading up to it. The effects that the threat of nuclear war brings on the people behind the scenes. The ones who are responsible for making the calls. Things the public and the American people never know about. The decisions they must make. The weight of the knowledge that burdens them. 

Overall. At first while watching seeing the film, I was disappointed by the repetitiveness of the story, yet after the end credits roll and what I just watched had washed over me in full. 

I’ve come to a different conclusion. This is an astonishing film, one that takes chances, strives and leaps to create a bold story. One that will have you thinking long after the credits roll. Which this film does, and does so damn near perfectly. With only minor exceptions. 

Overall Rating 4.5 out of 5 Stars.

Marvel Blocked Tom Holland From Becoming the Next Bond. 

By: Dominic La-Viola

According to sources at the Sun, by an unnamed source, Marvel has made moves to put a stop to Tom Holland from becoming the next James Bond. 

“Tom can’t play two superheroes, it just won’t happen.” Said the insider quoted by the source. 

Which then raises the question that we are all asking. Who else is in the running for Bond and what is the next project? Last I heard it from insiders was that Amazon and MGM weren’t making another Bond film, but a series. 

Now yes, TV series have made a huge comeback and playing a character on a TV show is almost, if not as popular and rewarding as playing in a movie. 

In recent years, streamers have toppled the silver screen, making it so that a lot of movie stars have shifted to TV movies and original series. But is that really the direction Holland really wants to go in? 

His fiancé Zendaya made a huge splash in television with Euphoria before taking on the silver screen. So it can be very promising and rewarding. 

Nevertheless, Bond going from silver screen to Tv screen, I just can’t see it. That would completely ruin what the franchise has built. 

Since Tom Holland is officially out of the running, I do wonder who the top contenders are. Given Holland’s age and build. That gives us an idea of who the producers are looking to cast. Which doesn’t leave a very long list of potential candidates.

Sources: Den Of Geek

Urchin Movie Review

By : Dominic La-Viola

Urchin, the new film written and directed by Harris Dickerson. Starring Frank Dillane, as Mike.  A drug addict who living on the streets, until he robs and beats a man who, ultimately was just trying to help him. 

Now this isn’t the first film on drug addiction or drug addicts, and the struggle in which they face in their day to day life. However this is one that never quite fits its footing. 

I can’t say that I have seen every movie that has every tackled or even took the mantle on the issue that is addiction, although I have seen my fair share of them, and this one is without question one of the worst. 

The film opens with watching Mike, as he is sleeping on the street, more so pasted out on the street, next to a building. Yet mostly in the curb, aside the street, leaving me wondering how is it no one ran him over.

 

Yet the film simply just lets us observe him, watch him in what appears to be his natural state if you will. Watching him wonder through the streets, up to the point where we see him making a bed out of cardboard and a sleeping bag.

Without question it’s depressing and yes, anyone would feel sympathy for him. Watching someone struggle to that extent. Yet the scene that follows makes it almost abundantly clear why people have the judgements that they do, and the film simply reinforces them. 

We see Mike fighting with another homeless addict, for he not only knew him, but they were “friends”. The other person stole his wallet, which he was sure of, for he was the only person in which he told where he hid his stuff. 

A fight breaks out and he begins to beat on the homeless addict Nathan. Even slightly after he gets his wallet back. For he didn’t just give it to him. Which wasn’t surprising or even out of character. Which with that being said nothing I suppose nothing is “out of character”, yet it’s very stereotypical at the very least. 

As they’re fighting in the middle of a very crowded, public place, everyone is just walking by and watching. No one is doing anything ,  until one guy, not a suit and tie, like a businessman in New York. Yet a suit worn as more of a fashion statement then for business. Clearly very well off. 

Not only does he try to break up the fight, in such a way that shows he doesn’t want to get involved, yet he wants to spilt them up and end the violence. After, he buys Walter a soft drink and asked if there was anything else he can get him, food wise.

We are given this character who is clearly well off, and from a more wealthy class bracket, not only trying to do something kind, but also even walks with him to a food place he likes. During their walk there is a conversation that takes place.

The Good Samaritan, Simon is talking about how people are so heartless and there is no compassion for their fellow people in need. Etc. Then Mike goes to proceed to not only rob him but beat him and steal his watch and his money. 

The film, at the first chance it gets, shows us not only a character at rock bottom. But uses that as leverage to make us feel sorrow for the character. Then throws away any shot any sympathy for this character after five minutes with the robbery and beating of the innocent man, just trying to help. Reinsuring and doubling down the stigma that is, addicts are bad people, all who do terrible, horrendous things.

Which I understand the stigma around it and the reasonings behind them. Yet the film does nothing to further his story. He at no point really tries to redeem himself. Even when there seems to be a glimmer of hope. He pisses it away.

The film give him no chance at redemption and no desire to be truly be redeemed. There is one scene in which some will try to argue is a triggering point, which lead back down the road to his downfall. Which wouldn’t be completely an inaccurate statement, but repentance is one of the 12 steps. 

Overall this movie has nothing to latch itself to you, or even give you something interesting enough to invest yourself into the characters. The film takes a big swing in which it misses. Falling short of being something more. 

Overall Rating 2/5 Stars.    

Election 3 Coming From Legendary Director Jonnie To

By: Dominic La-Viola

Jonnie To, the legendary director of such films as Throw Down, Election, Election 2, PTU, The Heroic Trio comes the third film in the Election trilogy. 

Now all the details have yet to be announced, but the film is scheduled to begin filming in January of 2026, aiming for a 2027 release date. 

There has been a lot of talk about this project for the past several months, yet the title in question was never confirmed until now. 

Election 3 is currently in pre production, although as of now. There is still no casting announcements for the film, which could very much be due to contract issues, or a desire to keep everything under wraps including plot details until the camera’s start rolling.

    All we know for certain right now is that it’s going to be a Hong Kong gangster film, that will shot in Japan. Which raises some questions, but gives us no answers. 

The first two Election films were shot in Hong Kong. So with that being said, it does make me wonder is the film going to have a cross over with the criminal underworld of Japan.  A Triads vs Yakuza gangster film? 

In a world so connected and with everything being international, and the increased demand of imports and exports increasing over the years. This could be a very real possibly. Although, nothing is certain or confirmed, hopefully we will have some details soon. 

The Resurrection Of Christ

By:Dominic La-Viola

Mel Gibson has started production on his latest endeavor, The Resurrection of Christ, the follow-up film to his 2004 film, The Passion of Christ. One of the highest-grossing independent films of all time, coming in at over 610 million dollars. 

The film takes three days after Christ’s crucifixion on Good Friday. Given the time frame that has passed from the original film back in 2004, they have no choice but to recast everyone. 

Now, I use the words no choice; however, they do have a choice, one in which some filmmakers would have done. Although one I don’t agree with, and I don’t think many would agree with either.

Using CGI and the deaging program, in order to make all the actors look as they did back in 2004. Now, insiders say it was a smart thing to recast, due to the cost it would take to de-age everyone using the technology. Yet, I agree with his decision to recast for a different reason entirely. 

Recasting the film is what should be done, not only to help cut the cost of the budget but also to help stay true to the art of filmmaking. We are on the brink of AI invading the film industry in a very, very real way. 

What seemed harmless in The Irishman is becoming more and more threatening. The use of CGI and computer-generated images is going from a tool to a replacement. Although that is an outlook for another article within itself. 

Now, it’s not said why Gibson chose to recast and what the reason was behind that, since there are now very real ways to de-age and make them look as they once did. As we have seen in The Irishman. Personally, I think it’s the right choice, but only time will tell. 

The film is being broken up into two movies, both of which are going to be released in 2027. Another smart move, releasing the films close in proximity to keep viewers engaged and wanting more. Which prolonged sequels have seen a decline in success, due to the lack of anticipation and relevance, due to prolonged production.

As far as casting goes, the role of Mary  Magdalene  is going to be played by Mariela Garriga.  The role of Peter is being welded by Pier Luigi Pasino and the role do Pontius Pilate will be played by Ricardo Scamarcio. 

The film “The Resurrection of the Christ” is being produced by Gibson, Bruce Davey with Lionsgate as the studio partner.

Gibson has described the sequels   as an “acid trip,” adding that he “never read anything like” the scripts, which the filmmaker wrote alongside “Braveheart” screenwriter Randall Wallace. When asked about the film to which he and Randall Wallace co wrote together. 

Given that the original film is spoken in Aramaic, Hebrew and Latin which is said to create a more historical accuracy. I would imagine the sequel will follow suit. 

Beyond knowing a bite of information, give the tittle of the film and what little information we were given, from Mel Gipson himself. The details of the plot are being kept under wraps. 

All You Need Is Kill Animated Adaptation Coming Soon

By : Dominic La-Viola

All You Need Is Kill, the Hiroshi Sakurazaka novel which inspired the amazingly underrated action sci-fi film Edge of Tomorrow, starring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt, is now getting a new anime film. 

The new film is voiced by Ai Mikai and Natsuki Hanae and directed by Ken’ichiro Arkimoto and Yukinori Nakamura. 

The film is being produced by Warner Bros. Japan and STUDIO4C. With the release date being January 9, 2026. Which isn’t that far away.  The studio has just recently dropped the first trailer for the film, and it looks astonishing. 

Now, from watching the trailer and reading the casting list, this anime adaptation appears to be a closer, more true adaptation of the original novel. To which was phenomenal. 

The live-action film adaptation, Edge of Tomorrow, was based on the novel but changed mass details of the novel, starting off with Major Cage’s character. 

In the novel, Cage’s character was a private in the Japanese military, not a Major in a different branch of the military who then was bamboozled as Cruise’s character was. Giving the story a different narrative.

To which, as someone who has seen and absolutely loved the movie with Emily Blunt and Tom Cruise, so much so I read the novel that it was based on. To which I also loved, even though they were vastly different. 

This animated version of the film appears to be true to the original source material, and I, for one, can’t wait to see it. Hopefully, on the big screen in January of 2026. Hopefully, an arthouse theater near me or in a neighboring state will be showing the film.

Sources – Geektyrant.com

Black Phone 2 – Movie Review

By: Dominic La-Viola

One of the Best Horror Films of the Year! Better Than Sex!

Calling Black Phone 2, the best horror movie of the year, is nothing to snub your nose at. The year has given us some rather great “horror” films. Including grow pleasures such as Weapons and Sinners, along with some lower-budget films such as Bring Her Back. 

Yet none of them are on the same level as Black Phone 2, nor do they truly capture the tone and essence of the horror genre in the same light. As of now, this is the best horror film of the year, with the only real competition for the number one spot being Frankenstein. 

Sinners was a great film but played as more of a period piece drama, where vampires showed up at the end. As amazing as the film was, people will endlessly argue its place in the genre. The fact of the matter is, it’s a great film but not a great horror film.

The same could be said about Weapons, a great film. Although when put into the horror genre, it falls short. Not as a film but as a horror film. It’s without question a. Psychological thriller with horror elements, which are usually blocked out by the thrilling side of the storytelling.

  Black Phone 2 not only stays true to the roots of horror but creates a fun, engaging, and traditional horror film. It also elevates the horror genre by truly utilizing other aspects of filmmaking to elevate the film.

The choice of editing style and cinematography truly separates this film from all the others in its class. Not to mention the frame ratio Dickerson uses to not only slow the shot but to heighten the sense of intensity and ever-looming fear that ultimately lurks in the shadows. 

Color grading the dream sequences is truly masterful, giving the viewer the knowledge of the alternate reality, all while also pairing it with a spectacular score. The perfect combination for sending shivers down the spines of its viewers. 

Nevertheless, none of these techniques, which are used to elevate and intensify the experience of the film, take away from the film’s true form. A horror story. One that is brilliantly penned by Scott Dickerson and his long-time writing partner, C. Robert Cargil. Who co- wrote films like Sinister, The Black Phone, Doctor Strange, and Sinister 2. 

Speaking of which, the script is without question the backbone of what makes this movie work. For without it, all the other aspects that make this film great wouldn’t matter.

Taking elements from the horror genre that we have seen before, but using them in  a new light, crafting something new yet familiar is part of the brilliance of the story. I absolutely lover the Nightmare on Elm Street 3 tie-in, and how the Grabber comes back from hell, in dreams. 

The shining reference in which both Flynn and his sister have the gift, just as their mother had it. Now it’s not the same as The Shining, and doesn’t replicate it close enough to mimic it, yet the inspiration is there. 

Same thing with A Nightmare on Elm Street references; it gives off a Nightmare on Elm Street 3 vibe completely. Taking the aspect that she can fight back in her dreams, while also using the notion that burying the bones is the key to the power. Except in this, it’s the victims’ bones and not the monster. 

What works in this film is what works across all great horror films, and just great films in general. Taking what has worked and what people love and building off that. The idea that everything needs to be completely original and there should be no trace of what came before is how you get messy, mushy films that took a leap it was never going to make. Overextending themselves by trying to reinvent the wheel instead of simply modifying it. 

Overall, some may try to say that the references and callbacks to some of the greatest horror films ever made are cheap and unoriginal. 

Yet I would not only disagree, but call them out for not watching enough movies, for Sinners. A film that is being called by the masses as one of the best and most original horror films in years. Simply put, it is nothing more than a period piece remake of From Dusk Till Dawn. Which many film fanatics have pointed out online.

Overall, this is a 5/5 star. A film in which I shall use this rating scale, for this one time and one time only. In honor of the film’s co-writer. 

Final rating – Better Than Sex 

Film Club Review – Lifeforce

By :Dominic La-Viola

For this weeks screening at the Film Club at the local, but not to me, Alamo Drafthouse, was the 1985 cult classic Lifeforce, the international cut. 

From legendary  Tobe Hooper, visionary behind films such as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist and Funhouse. Comes a B movie, that along with its budget. Had no idea what that it was a B movie. 

Now as many or some of you may have seen this film, I am one of the people who hasn’t and going in I knew only the synopsis of the movie, which might have been the reason for my disappointment. 

Every week the host of the film, which changes every week or so depending on the film playing. From what I’ve gathered it based on who recommend the film, is the person who gives the introduction of whichever picture we are about to see. 

This week, the host said when introducing the film, as always talked about it briefly. Saying a little about it. For example, this film was produced by Cannon films, which in the 80’s were producing something like 40 feature films a year. Most in which were low budget B movies, this included. As far as being a B movie, not low budget. This film had a Shockley large budget of like 40 million, back in 1985. 

He went onto say that the film was an adaptation of an Alien inspired lovecraft novel, by Alien, he was referring to the film franchise. Which the film reminds us of it, throughout. Although he always said when the film was originally released they cut like 15-20 minutes of the movie off. Mostly from the beginning of the film.

However foreign disturbers wanted to release the film in full and not cut back on the film and they were like whatever it’s international and didn’t care. So that’s how we got the cut of the film that we were watching tonight, to think of it as the directors cut. 

Honestly I never say this, but I wish they showed the studio cut. This film is without question to long. Especially the first act, and honestly a good part of the second could benefit from being chopped down too.

I have a lot of issues with this film, for various reasons. The first being what kind of vampires don’t drink blood? Instead these space vampires use electricity to drain your lifeforce? Given what the movie explains and how it explains it. Technically they’re more along the lines of an alien species than vampires. 

Which yes, doesn’t alter the story line as much as the misuse of the term Vampires does give the viewer/ viewers a false idea of what to expect from this movie, even if it a good B Movie.

 

Yet if we’re being honest. It’s not a good B movie either. The film starts off with a very serious tone and maintains it through the second act, before slowly getting more and more over the top. Completely altering the tone of the film, not to mention it has no steady baseline and doesn’t really know what it is or wants to be. 

There are corny sex jokes sprinkled throughout the film that land, while never actually hitting the ground. They have characters acting and doing the most over the top actions all while trying to make it serious and horrifying. 

LIfeforce plays off cheesy and over the top as a good B movie should, although it lacks that element of just mind numbing fun. It tries so hard to be serious and have a thriller element that it often comes off dry and tone deaf. 

The sad part being, this film really picks up in the end of the second act and steals home in the third. Giving us not only an entertaining movie, but one that works and actually flows. 

The film finally finds its footing and takes off running, too little too late.  The dated effect and even mildly chewy dialog, doesnt hurt the film as much as its inability to capitulate and consume you from the start. 

Overall, I thought the film was underwhelming and just didn’t get where it needed to be fast enough to save itself. 

Over All Rating 2.5/5 stars.